it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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Why I can't get a date, by Elizabeth Bear, age Nearly 37

Take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture.

I think I'm working on my Death Glower.



...and that's why I wear a hat when I run before showering.
Tags: if all your friends jumped off a sheep, in lieu of content, narcissism
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