it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

but in my room, wish you were dead

Monkey: Hey, how did the sink wind up full of dishes? Didn't I wash all of those before I went to bed?
Cat: Maybe the poltergeist got hungry in the night?
Monkey: Hey, didn't we have some tunafish? What's with all the tins in the recycling?
Cat: Well, it's not like you can expect my friends to drink beer.
Monkey: ...your friends?
Cat: You're a sound sleeper.
Monkey: Well, I guess a kitchen full of crumbs would be a good excuse to try out my new and desperately-needed hand vacuum...
Cat: What is that little green thing?
Monkey: It's a device for removing cat hair from furniture.
Cat: That's... unholy.
Monkey: ...of course, the best solution would be to remove the hair directly from the cat, now that I think about it.
Cat: Get back, monkey. I have claws.
Monkey: Hmm. Whirring brush, do you think, or crevice tool?
Cat: You'll rue the day!!!!!

Tags: cat vs. monkey, lefthand monkeywrench of the patriarchy, presumptuous cat
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