it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

  • Mood:

in which cats are 99.99% fluff and .01% neutronium, but pure ebil

3 am:

Cat: Monkey, can I put my butt on your face?
Monkey: Gerrof.
Cat: Monkey, can I put my butt on your face?
Monkey: Gerrof.
Cat: Monkey, can I put my butt on your face?
Monkey: Gerrof.
Cat: Monkey, can I put my butt on your face?
Monkey: *SHOVE*

Cat: ...
Monkey: *snore*

Cat: Monkey, can I walk across your nice soft abdomen with my hard neutronium paws??
Monkey: Gerrof.
Cat: Monkey, can I walk across your nice soft abdomen with my hard neutronium paws??
Monkey: Gerrof.
Cat: Monkey, can I walk across your nice soft abdomen with my hard neutronium paws??
Monkey: Gerrof.
Cat: Monkey, can I walk across your nice soft abdomen with my hard neutronium paws??
Monkey: *SHOVE*

Cat: ...

7 am:
Cat: Monkey, can I put my butt on your face?

Guess I should put some calories in me, and go for a run...
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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