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lion in winter broken because you're bri

Monday night it was cold out, and I decided to wear socks and a hat to bed, because that's what we do here when it's cold out.

When I woke up, my hat was gone, and the cat was sleeping on it.

You tell me what happened.


It's the fact that she removed it without my awareness that makes me fear for my safety.
Better learn to sleep with one eye open.

No! The cat'll have it under the bureau!
That's happened to me, when I'm having real trouble waking up. I dream that I'm trying to get around, but all I can see is this blurry, drunken, sideways view of my bookshelves. It's actually kind of frightening.
I'm going to guess that The Presumptuous Cat had some marvelous adventures with a couple of bored kids and a goldfish. :)
Oh yeah :D I think you've hit the nail on the head.
At least she wasn't wearing your socks, too!
I don't think you want to know what happened...
The cat knew it was going to be a cold day, so slept on the hat to warm it up for you in the morning. She expects you to thank her by feeding her some fresh tuna, ideally at 3AM tomorrow.
Obviously you turned into a cat.
All your hat are belong to us . . .
This is not the hat you are looking for.

..move along.
Mine manages to steal my pillow with alarming frequency.
Oh, mine does THAT every night. In fact, the pillow was under the hat she was sleeping on. But the hat was really special.
Hat harvesting is part of Cat Sleeping, Tactical 202.
Obviously the cat saved your head from the thing trying to eat it.
Anytime I go to sleep with a hat on, I wake up with it off. I see now that the cat is the one stealing it. *contemplates anti-cat hat protection methods*
Well, head doesn't rhyme with hat. Presumptuous Cat was obviously making an editorial comment.
...she's auditioning for the lead role in a new production of The Cat in the Hat, and wanted to get in character? :)
So this is what happened.....

Enter cat, "Mrfff... that looks like a fine place to sleep, but the is that odd shaped lump in it...mrrowff." The cat squints and wiggles its nose ala Bewitched. The hat sparkles and disappears from around the lump and reappears a short distance away - The cat proclaim, "Purrr...a much more comfortable location." The cat sniffs the hat, walks counter clock-wise to position itself into its furry ball/meatloaf posture and falls quickly to sleep (because that is what cats do).

Edited at 2008-12-10 10:39 pm (UTC)
Cat Household Domination Plan #278:
1) Steal Monkey's night-time hat.
2) Monkey is defeated.

Cat steals hat. Next morning, Monkey awakens.

Cat: Hmpf. Time to start on Household Domination Plan #279....

- yeff