...Canadian Armed Forces miniskirt!
Okay, so far today I have answered email (including the stressful ones about personal appearances, which I-introvert-I get all avoidy about), completed all that translation paperwork stuff, started answering some interview questions, unleashed the robot on the floor, and started work on an essay. I actually feel like that was pretty virtupus, and now it's time for lunch.
After which I will finish the essay, work on Sea for a while, and then go to the gym and have dinner with friends and go to the grocery store. La. We do the mad holiday dash because it's fun, right?