So it's happened again. Once a year or so some chick gets a bee in her bonnet about the whole "more men than women are published" thing.
I know! AGAIN!!!
Wasn't it enough that we pretended to listen last time??
Every year we men try our best to placate them. Following is a useful rejoinder that I recommend.
"Hey, relax. Don't worry. Look at the monkey."
Sometimes, though, that's not enough. So here are a couple of other useful arguments you might like to utilise. I've found they silence even the most ardent whinging...
I'd roll on the floor clutching myself, but it hasn't been swept.