I want to lick me.
Which I guess is good, because considering the amount of garlic I ate tonight, the odds of anyone else getting in licking range are pretty slim.
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I'm certain you could find someone who's nuts about garlic. There's a restaurant in California that utilizes it as the central focus of every meal, even dessert. Sort of like Iron Chef, except for real.
As somebody once said at a Filk Convention, when about to raid the hotel kitchen for garlic bread.... "Is there anybody here who thinks there is such a thing as too much garlic? ..... Anyone?..."
*pause while mental processes whir and clang*
Oh, wait, I have done. Being buried under a ten ton truck load of garlic cloves, that is too much garlic!
It could be a scientific test of the immune system boosting properties of garlic!
(What are you doing? I'm being licked... FOR SCIENCE!)
On the other hand, I'm generally pretty good about respecting people's personal space.
So the odds of your being licked are still very slim, but have appreciably gone up.
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Life is so much more enjoyable when you've trimmed your social circle to those who, like you, consume as much garlic as is humanly possible. It makes people peaceful, generous and forgiving.
Memo to me: spike drinking water supply with garlic....
What?
We don't get vampires, which proves my point.
But it does mean that I tend not to notice other indulgers. Although I don't usually do licking.
I look at the garlic. I look at her. I look back at the garlic. "Why yes," I say. "I think I would like extra garlic. Thank you!"
Although it ended up not being the most successful date for other reasons, it would have been silly to scuttle the date over a case of garlic breath. "I'll have what she's having." ;-)