Tell me this isn't ace_cub_reportr's beer review site?
I mean, I know it can't be, because I made ace_cub_reportr up. But tell me this doesn't sound like him.
I once knew a fellah who only drank Black Ice. Later in life he went to prison for 2 years because he was associated with the Hell's Angels and was caught with a bunch of semi-automatic guns. Ah. Sometimes I wish these things I wrote were not true.
...Seriously. Go read this site. It's awesome.
Sir or madam, will you marry me?