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and it's beautiful but it's a pack of lies.

It's Sunday night in the US of A, which means it's Shadow Unit night. Just a DVD extra tonight, but next week we have the season finale, Holly Black's awesome "Not Alone." Which I promise, will have you cat-yelling at the Internet when you realize that the next episode isn't until, well, February*.

So to celebrate this awesome imminence, I bring you...

...the promo to the second-season finale of the greatest TV show that's never aired.



"I've reviewed the photographs of the mutilated bodies," Frost said. "It would be better if I had the actual materials to work from, of course, but the local medical examiner is passably competent, and the images are detailed. Based on the way the bones are broken and the tissues stretched and torn, I would say that your subjects were forced into postures of prayer. Kneeling, hands outstretched and clasped together."

"Creepy," Daphne said, momentarily forgetting who she was talking to.

"Intentionally so, I would imagine," Frost said, surprising her. "If Agent Reyes has any questions, he knows where to find me. Have a pleasant day, Agent Worth.”

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Falkner narrowed her eyes. “You’re saying you think there’s more than one host? Based on the tissue and the gum?”

“Based on Tameka and Carrie-Ann. Based on Chaz and me." Hafidha gestured back and forth between them. "Based on Hope Mitchell and her mysterious partner and possible murderer." She looked around the room, took a deep breath, and looked right at Lau when she said three words everybody in the WTF hated. "Evolving anomaly model. There's evidence in this case to support it.”

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"I swear to God," Chaz said in someone else's voice, "Pearl, if you turn that boy into a sissy--"

Brady sat back hard enough in his chair that it left a scuff mark on the wall behind him. "Chaz, do not fucking do that again. Or I'll hurt you."

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Sandy Cramer lifted her gaze. She smiled, leaning forward across the table, her hands spread flat on it now. "Oh, sweetheart," she said. "You really understand. You're like us. You understand."

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Lau saw the moment before it happened. Half a moment. Half an instant. Not enough time even to draw breath, let alone cry out.

After that, she couldn't have been heard over the gunfire.



...next week on Shadow Unit.



*not counting Sarah Monette's Very Special Holiday Episode, "On Faith," which will be awesome but which won't help with your season-ender cliffhanger at all, I'm afraid.....

Comments

[carefully not looking at the teasers]

Y'all are just Evil. Eviller than cats. Eviller even than a very Evil thing.

:)
We're wicked nad tricksy and unrepentant, even.
augh.

that is all.
not WAUGH? Drat.
WAUGH is a bit theatrical for my current state of ECR-ness.
You get a WAUGH from me!
Frost! Eeeee! I have been wanting more of Frost.

Also, boys. Manners. Please. Both of you. ~taps foot at Chaz and Danny~
I have WAY too many plans for next weekend; must cancel them all and make time for reading instead. :-D No, in all seriousness, this sounds like it's going to be half a dozen flavors of terrific and I can't wait!
One comment calls you Evelyn,
And another calls you Waugh.
And the clues your writers give you
Don't do anything at all--
Go ask Daphne,
When she's ten feet tall.

[/filk]
WAUGH!
February???? *cries*



It's only a four-month hiatus. And we need it, trust me.
I know, I'm being greedy - I just wasn't expecting Season 2 to go so quickly.

And I miss Chaz on LJ.

But just hanging around on the SU board is fun.
I miss Chaz on LJ too. :-(
Since you haven't said anything suggesting otherwise and I have not confirmed via message board - does this mean the finale will wrap up all in one night? (the broadcast date, not necessarily the duration of in-universe time)
Yes. We have no fancy tricks going on this year. *g* They require a level of Xtreme Webhosting that seemed unfair to ask of Holly, since she is a busy person.
They don't have to. You need a better way of managing them. (See especially the "scheduling" section.)
That is all very nice, but we're a cross-platform publication, and I'm not talking about the simple act of posting, but the intricacies of scheduling real-time content against other real-time or delayed content.
Or maybe it would be more fair to say that the fancy tricks are already underway?
I think this is where I say "hmmm".
*not counting Sarah Monette's Very Special Holiday Episode, "On Faith," which will be awesome but which won't help with your season-ender cliffhanger at all, I'm afraid.....

I'm torn.

On the one hand: Nifty new SU content! Must be read ASAP!!!

On t'other hand: Cliff-hanger! Months of hanging by skin-of-teeth from unresolved sudden ending. Must avoid at all costs!

On the gripping hand: *sigh* You managed to invoke ECR towards this episodes without actually letting me read it or even posting it for a week yet. I really have to admire the excellence of this piece of manipulation.

Bravo, Bear, truly a masterpiece of your evil evil PTB ways.
But we'll cliffhanger you even if you don't read. *g* We've ALREADY cliffhangered you!

We're even more evil than that.

Besides, are you really going to dodge the SU boards to avoid spoilers for four months?

*innocence incarnate*
But we'll cliffhanger you even if you don't read. *g* We've ALREADY cliffhangered you!

Ahh, but by warning me, you've given up the element of surprise, thereby enabling me to dodge the cliffhanger entirely.

Besides, are you really going to dodge the SU boards to avoid spoilers for four months?

Um, except for that. Curses!!!![/mojojojo]

*innocence incarnate*

Oh, obviously! Lightly salted garlic butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.

My fandom always comes back to food.
Are you kidding? We cliffhangered you back in May. *g*
This.

Just...this.
Agreement on all counts, and also *icon love.*