A cramped apartment bathroom, mid-morning, The shower is running, and faint coughing floats from behind the green and purple shower curtain along with the splash of running water.
A small white and grey kjitten, stalking the shower curtain. He vanishes between the inner and outer curtains, in the time-honored tradition of kjittens everywhere.
Monkey (OC): Kjitten, that is only going to end in tears.
Kjitten (OC): Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey? What are you doooooooooooing?
Monkey (OC): Washing my hair! Watch it. You will not like it if you fall in.
Kjitten: (pokes head around edge of curtain, into tub) What? It's just water. Warm water! Oh, nifty! Can I come in the tub with you and play with your toes?
Monkey: (OC except for toes): Cat? You are weird.
Complaint Department: He likes water? Tell him about the cave-diving opportunities available in the toilet.