throw another bear in the canoe

Plot the breeder reeducation camps?

Done.

You left out softball practice!!!!!

That's not until spring! *g*

When is gym workouts?

Tuesdays and thursdays before work okay?

Laundry
Dentist appointment
pass ENDA

"Plan recruitment drive" and "Destroy the family structure" should be on there. I'd be overjoyed if one of those were on the 20th.

Indoctrinate school-children (aka speak to the local GSA).

Manicure.

Order flowers for delivery on Mom's birthday, duh!

I suppose putting "oil change," "haircut," and "get treated like real person" on the same day is a bit much.

*snrch*

Check with toaster supply company.

I never got mine either.

Some years ago, when David Schmader was one of my roommates, a number of us finally cornered him and demanded that he spill and tell us what was the homosexual agenda, once and for all.

At least, almost in tears, he relented and gasped out:

"We just want straight men to learn to dance and everyone to dress better!"

As agendas go, it's reasonable.

LOL. This just made my Thursday afternoon.

Re-decorate the apartment?

"ogle balding overweight construction workers"

"install recessed lighting and drive up neighborhood property values"

"friend of judy's?"

"DINK party, shop and spend!!"

What about walking the dog in tight clothing? We see a lot of that around here.

The Greenwich Village Halloween Parade is coming up.

Oh, and "Lesbian date with womyn I just met at anarchist vegan librarian collective meetup" Followed by "rent U-haul"

Edited at 2009-10-01 06:32 pm (UTC)

Heh. Check out Valentine's day and easter....

*nearly dies*

OK, that's beautiful.