it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

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Today's heartwarming story

While on today's VP dawn forced march (you thought I was kidding when I said it was boot camp for writers) Macdonald and I recovered an enemy spy. An adorable, fuzzy enemy spy. Named Teddy.

Who, through the good offices of a current phone number on his dogtags, was prompty restored to his own side, although we considered a firing squad.

Scalzi snuck him provisions. String cheese. Scalzi's court-martial for aid and comfort to the enemy is scheduled for 0500 tomorrow, pursuant to a dawn execution.

I believe he plans to sleep through it.

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