all your life you were only waiting for this moment to arrive
The bread is out of the oven, so I can take the dog to the park, but I wanted to show you the drain centipede I rescued from the sink this morning. (We also get them in the bathtub and dishwasher--the one I found in the dishwasher some time ago actually made me jump back and say EEK! unironically).
However, because some people do not like creepy crawlies, I have put his mugshots behind a cut.