it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

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step on a crack. break your momma's back.

So, as threatened, I made Sean Craven's Chili Dog Casserole (Otherwise known as the Casserole of Horrors) for the Practice Halloween tonight. And because I know you don't get enoug horror in your life, and it is Halloween...

I'm photoblogging it.

First, I show the victims the implements:

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Sliced, browned Ball Park hot dogs with a light dressing of Grey Poupon (only the best for my friends!):

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Then, we begin the process...

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Hey, it doesn't seem to want to come out of the can:

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"Pardon me, but would that happen to be dog food?"

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Don't say I didn't warn you:

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I know what this needs to complete it! Melted Tonka Truck!

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Now to get the lingering Doritos even smaller...

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My grandmother's casserole pan has seen many horrible things... but this san check, it fails. Did you know that Velveeta will not sprinkle?

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You know what would absolutely be the piece de resistance? fresh Italian parsley from my own garden! (still somehow holding on out there...)

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Yummo! Okay, here we go....

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Tags: food snuff porn

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