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problem cat

the small flightless birds that you failed to protect

Dear Cat:

Please do not stand on that book, as I am currently attempting to read from it.

Love,

your Monkey.

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But your attempt to read from it means that it is the only logical place for cats to stand!
It wouldn't be interesting enough to stand on if you weren't reading it.
Hope she's feeling better!
I see you live with another member of the Feline Anti-Literacy League...
Cats believe that reading is fundamental.
so to speak
FTFY!
Sounds strikingly like my kitten, who likes to help me study by sitting directly on whatever piece of information I'm trying to learn at the moment. And occasionally attempting to take a bite out of it (biochemistry is tasty? Who knew?).

Also, long time lurker, first time poster. Um. Hi?
Hi!

(one morbid and creepy icon deserves another)
You're welcome?
It has been my experience that cats love books. Sometimes too well.
Paper exists for cats to sit upon. Or chew.
My cats don't sit on my books, but they do enjoy licking them. Just as annoying, if less actively obstructionist.

(Sorry for the edit, I'm a little dopey from post-surgery pain meds.)

Edited at 2009-11-07 11:40 pm (UTC)