"Marriage is but a ceremonial toy;
If thou lovest me, think no more on it."
Or maybe this one:
"Thou hast committed--"
But that was in another country
And besides, the wench is dead."
--The Jew of Malta, 4,1
I have to say that, as a married person (to a member of the opposite sex, even) I find the government's invitation of itself into my relationship--as if that relationship were any of it's damn business--infantilizing, sanctimonious, and hypocritical.
Thanks, George. Maybe you should support the American family by having a little talk with your daughters about the dangers of underage drinking.