After a car trip, a nap, two kiwifruit (one yellow, one green) and three small slices of cheddar to replenish myself, another 326 words, bringing me to the end of Act V, scene vi.
That earthshattering kaboom you just heard was the boulder tipping over the top of the hill. It's all downhill from here on in.
'Scuse me now. Gonna have to run to keep up.