5) Etsy unicorn porn shop. Do I have to say this is NSFW?
3) I think I'm cashing it in on work tonight. I have realized that part of what's wrong with me right now is post-novel ennui, pursuant to The White City and The Unicorn Evils. Fine, fine, I only have a hundred and fifty pages left to write. I can afford to ignore this for a little while and let my creative facility refill.
4) Man, I fail alcoholic writer. I have to quit at three or I am up all night, and alcohol is not better than insomnia.
2) I just now realized that Benedick Conn as I am writing him is one part Chris Smither and one part Jamie Hyneman*.
1) I still miss wilfulcait
*Wikipedia tells me Mr. Hyneman is 53. I want skin texture and shoulder muscles like that when *I* am 53.