it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

forty-eight feet from bumper to bumper

Dear Diary:

Today after Morning Ball the monkey took me for a run in the snow and we went all the way up to the Chinese restaurant and back! Even up the big hill! And there was an old dog who barked and growled at me so I barked back but the monkey said it was okay and I should stay with her and we ran past and nobody ate me! Nobody even tried to kill me!

And we ran home down the long hill and past the woods and even if she was too slow she tried to keep up, so that was okay. And then I thought that was all for today because I got breakfast and we don't run after breakfast but a little while later she put her running shoes back on and I figured I was sunk, because she said I had to stay, but I wagged and wagged and put my head in her lap and she finally got the leash and there was A WALK! ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN! And I started limping the last little bit because I was tired and it was Far, and I was worried because it was Far and I was tired and we still had to go home, but there was a nice lady who smelled like Chow dogs who petted me and said my name and then we went to a New Place and they let me come inside even though it smelled funny and there was a nice man who petted me and then he went away and when he came back he had MY CAR! And we got in my car and went for a ride! And I wagged and wagged and put my head on the monkey's shoulder because she didn't make me wear my seatbelt (she usually always makes me wear my seatbelt, even though I can get out of it) and I didn't have to walk home on my sore foot after all AND I GOT TO BARK AT A PEDESTRIAN!

And then she let me lick her cottage cheese bowl and gave me a sardine. A WHOLE SARDINE! And she keeps saying I should get up on the couch but I'm too tired now and the floor is cooler.

BEST DAY EVERzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

(with apologies to buymeaclue and the yellowdog)
Tags: giant ridiculous dog

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