TODAY, the monkey got up and took me for a walk, and that was nice except she wouldn't let me chase the squirrels and they were FAT and EVERYWHERE and then she left WITHOUT ME, and THEN she came back and then gave me breakfast and a sardine and then left again and then came back and THEN there was a Bonus Monkey and I brought her a stuffie and and and I got HAM and a piece of cheese and sat on the couch with the regular monkey and guarded the Kitty Door until the Bonus Monkey left and after that the other regular monkey came home and then ANOTHER Bonus Monkey came and we went for another walk and THERE WAS A DEAD SQUIRREL RIGHT THERE IN THE ROAD like a MEAT STUFFIE
and squirrel! SQUIRREL! DEAD SQUIRREL!
THEY CAN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...she wouldn't let me have that either.
But then we came home and had pizza.
BEST DAY EVAR!