creative[00:10]
matociquala: Oh, there we go. Persian vampire type object.[00:11]
matociquala: I think I will mash-up a demoness and these spirits of women dead in childbirth[00:12]
matociquala: I like the bit about causing SIDS by suckling infants on toxic milk[00:14]
stillsostrange: My Lamia approves.[00:14]
stillsostrange: They should go for drinks and bowling.[00:14]
matociquala: It's a related myth[00:14]
matociquala: Lamashtu[00:15]
matociquala: Mesopotamian version of the same demon[00:15]
matociquala: She also causes miscarriages and drinks the blood of young men[00:17]
stillsostrange: If she finds my lamia's plot, please send it over.[00:17]
matociquala: She hasn't found her own plot yet[00:17]
matociquala: but she's stuck in '67 Impala with an American Indian vampire who claims he was Billy the Kid[00:17]
matociquala: and she is irritated.[00:18]
matociquala: I do not blame her[00:18]
stillsostrange: Mine is hanging around bars trying to pick up punk girls.[00:18]
stillsostrange: For presumably nefarious purposes.[00:19]
matociquala: I may be accidentally mocking Twilight here[00:19]
tanaise: that's a mean thing to do to punk girls, Amanda. [00:19]
tanaise: why not have her prey on the preppys. [00:21]
matociquala: Ooo, iron-fingered demons.[00:21]
matociquala: That's fun to say[00:21]
stillsostrange: "accidentally"?[00:21]
stillsostrange: Like falling down an elevator shaft onto some mockery?[00:21]
matociquala: Yeah. I have not set out to mock Twilight[00:22]
matociquala: I have set out to pay homage to Near Dark[00:22]
stillsostrange: hee[00:22]
matociquala: In fact, I have not read or viewed Twilight[00:22]
matociquala: But I understand there is some American Indian dumbness involved.[00:22]
matociquala: You know, through Internet Osmosis, the basis of all nuanced understandings.[00:23]
tanaise: The american indians are werewolves. [00:23]
matociquala: They can be.[00:24]
tanaise: I know that through Internet Snark.[00:24]
matociquala: Another good basis for nuanced understandings![00:24]
tanaise: No, in twilight. They're werewolves. [00:24]
matociquala: That's the flaw in accidental mockings[00:24]
matociquala: You always get things wrong.