By the way, seeing as it's Protection from Pornography week, I want each and every one of you (presuming you are of legal age, etc. etc.) to go out there and read as much smut as possible before Saturday.
Hell, buy a subscription to Playgirl or a couple of Laurell K. Hamilton novels. When will you have a better excuse?
"Honey, I have to read this pornography. It's a matter of protecting my freedom of speech!"