And I hate English Breakfast Tea. Public service announcement. It's only any good if you drink tea with milk.
Which I don't.
But people who don't understand tea keep giving me English Breakfast because they know I drink tea. And I'm too much of a Yankee to throw it out. And at this point I have about 27 tins of it in the cabinet, and I've decided to bloody well use it up if it kills me.
So here I am drinking tea with milk at midnight, and feeling petulant because I can't sleep, and petulant because my tea has milk in it.