it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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Cat Vs. Monkey, Holiday Edition

INT STAIRWAY 
MONKEY AND OTHER MONKEY RESIDENCE
LATE CHRISTMAS EVE

MONKEY is climbing the stairs with a plate of cheese and crackers and a cup of tea. Monkey is wearing pajamas and a bathrobe.

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INT BEDROOM
MONKEY AND OTHER MONKEY RESIDENCE
LATE CHRISTMAS EVE

ENTER MONKEY

MONKEY spots COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT on bed, snuggled up with a stuffed cat. Quietly, MONKEY retreats to hallway.

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INT OFFICE
MONKEY AND OTHER MONKEY RESIDENCE
LATE CHRISTMAS EVE

MONKEY gestures to OTHER MONKEY, beckoning her into the bedroom.

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INT BEDROOM
MONKEY AND OTHER MONKEY RESIDENCE
LATE CHRISTMAS EVE

ENTER MONKEY and OTHER MONKEY.

MONKEY points to COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT. 

OTHER MONKEY: "That's adorable."
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: *glowers*
OTHER MONKEY: "I'm sorry. Of course you're not adorable. You're evil. The adorable is just a disguise."
MONKEY: "You know her so well."
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: *glowers more*

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December 2010 003

Yes. I'm even evil when I'm hugging your stuffed cat.



Merry December Non-Denominational Gift-Giving Day to all, and to all an Evil Cat!
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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