However, if you amuse us, we will buy your shit, because we like to reward people who amuse us, and we needed some shit anyway.
And if your shit, wonder of wonders, turns out to actually be good shit? Shit that actually works as advertised? We will seriously tell all our friends, kind of amazed.
That said, Kotex, I dig your whole cynical gothy tampon thing? But clotted blood does not actually look better on lime green plastic than it does on beige.