it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

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god save little shops, china cups, and virginity

This is hyperbard's fault. A vignette:


The intructor rubbed her hands together and said, "Let's see what we have here. Wow! That's a really nice toad! Good work! It's a creative interpretation of the assignment--"

"But I didn't want him turned into a frog. I wanted him turned into a prince!"

"What? Let me see. Oh, it's here in line seven of the incantation. You used Microsoft glammer checker, didn't you?"

"Apple Spell Wizard," she said, sheepishly.

Hey, on five and a half hours of sleep. You want good flash fiction?

Draft stands at 83 pages. Death to the draft!

And now, back on the draftkill. Just as soon as I stretch out a little and make some tea.
Tags: amusement value, face down in the cheerios again, free online fiction (sorta), new amsterdam, progress notes, with your draft or on it

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