it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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mercy this and mercy that. let justice prevail.


Well, I've decided to get out of the writing game. Just too frustrating. Unfortunately, the last ten years have alse rendered me pretty much unfit for honest work, so...





2011 04 01 It's a humidifier! It's a floormop! 002I'm going into business. I'm going to sell my great new invention: the Skinny!Dog™!



Skinny!Dog™!!!

It's a humidifier! It's a floormop! Simply soak Skinny!Dog™ in water and turn it loose on tile, wood, cement, or linoleum floors! 

Sure, your Scooba can do the same task--but will it also serve as a handy household humidifier in these days of endless winter, and forced heat? Simply wet Skinny!Dog™ liberally (you may mist with a scented product if you prefer) and place decoratively in a dry room.

Carpeting? No problem! Skinny!Dog™ shampoos carpeting, as well! Skinny!Dog™ washes wainscotting! Skinny!Dog™ shampoos upholstery!


Skinny!Dog™
DOES IT ALL!


Skinny!Dog™
Because a Roomba won't bark at the door when the serial killer tries to break in.


Not responsible for any damages to funiture, eardrums, or wood veneers. Manufacturer liability limited. 50% deposit required. No returns.

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