I think the smoke from the wildfires may be affecting me. No telling what's growing out there.
And la. It's book launch day. Hello, Scardown. You're the public's problem now.
Well, that was the most mind-numbing way I've ever spent an evening.
Tah dah. Bear (and Truepenny, and Here's Luck) signature junk.
There may eventually be version of the "Radio Free Mordor" and "Green Eggs & Hamlet" shirts available with art, if you're willing to hold out for modifications.
The text of the Green Eggs & Hamlet shirt, by the way, if it's too small to read, is:
I will not stab him in the dark.
I will not stab him in the park.
I will not stab him in the night.
I will not stab him in a fight.
I will not stab him in the day.
I will not stab him while he prays.
I will not stab my uncle, Dad.
No, not though he was very bad.