September 23rd, 2005

bear by san

bad Lesbian, no process

So, as some of you may know, I was raised by wild lesbians in the hills of Connecticut.

I may have turned my mom into an NCIS fan today during the Obligatory Birthday Phone Call. I said the magic words: "The scripts are really crappy, but it's got Mark Harmon and David McCallum on it."

And she's like "Oh, what channel? When's it on?"

Yes, the fiftyish lesbian will still tune in for Illya Kuryakin and Dr. Caldwell. Some things transcend sexuality.

Like David. Even the dykes still find him hot, at seventy-two.