Monkey, are you sleeping?Monkey:
Monkey, are you dead?Monkey:
zzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzCat:
Monkey, I will sit on your head.Monkey:
Monkey, I will poke you with my cold nose and claw at the covers around your face.Monkey:
*pulls cat under covers and viciously snuggles her*Cat:
! !!! !!!!!!!Cat:
I shall retire to the far pillow, which is reserved for my exclusive use, and give you back until morning, so you understand how you have sinned.Monkey: Wiktory!
: the cat is tickling my ankle.
: checking if the curarae is taking effect yet
: actually, I believe she's using me as a buttwarmer
: It's my lot in life.
to be loved for your radiant heat
: it's not even cupboard love.
: It's thermal love.
: I'm sure, if you start cooling off, she'll happily chew on you till the ASPCA gets there
: (Mebd Grylls!)
: The fat stays fresh longest.