November 5th, 2011

comics invisibles king mob

guess what i'm stirring it with a monkey's paw

c. 2:47 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: yowl?


c. 2:49 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: yowl?


c. 2:52 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: yowl!


c. 2:53 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monkey: Grruh? Guh? Hnnnnh? ZOMG, Cat, what is that racket? Is the night on fire?
Complaint Department: Monkey! MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY! Did you know the acoustics in this bathroom are fantastic?!
Monkey: I wish I were dead. Scratch that, I wish I were deaf. Scratch that, I wish you were deaf.
Complaint Department: Surely you can't have forgotten that deaf white cat we used to live with. And how loud he was?
Monkey: ....
Complaint Department: Well?
Monkey: Your point.
Complaint Department: *smug* Anyway. As I was saying--*clears throat*--I think this bathtub is the perfect place for an aria!
Monkey: *suffocates self with pillows*

criminal minds garcia plan b

i want a closet big enough to live in.

Today, thecoughlin and I converted this:

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Into THIS!

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As you can see from the state of disrepair of the original plaster and lath ceiling, and the fact that somebody chunked a whole bunch of cheap wallboard up over it at sometime in the 1970s or 1980s, this is not the first time this issue has occurred.

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Ebear the Headless Ceiling Repair Gunner.... (thecoughlin down below, trying not to inhale too many mouse turds...)

It turns out that I was right: the problem was the overflow drain, and in particular the fact that the gasket around it had petrified.

The culprit:

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But hey, I got to tear down a ceiling today, and get a face full of mouse shit and old sawdust and bent nails (we dug out a pretty substantial mouse nest in the process). Other trophies recovered from the space under the tub include a petrified bottle of Nair, some cleaning fluids, and a certain number of (waterlogged) feminine hygiene products (in original wrapper and otherwise pristine condition).

And a piece of mouse artwork:

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In conclusion: Nair if you dare wear eye protection!

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