it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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guess what i'm stirring it with a monkey's paw

c. 2:47 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: yowl?


c. 2:49 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: yowl?


c. 2:52 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: yowl!


c. 2:53 am, Saturday 5 November 2011

Complaint Department: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monkey: Grruh? Guh? Hnnnnh? ZOMG, Cat, what is that racket? Is the night on fire?
Complaint Department: Monkey! MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY! Did you know the acoustics in this bathroom are fantastic?!
Monkey: I wish I were dead. Scratch that, I wish I were deaf. Scratch that, I wish you were deaf.
Complaint Department: Surely you can't have forgotten that deaf white cat we used to live with. And how loud he was?
Monkey: ....
Complaint Department: Well?
Monkey: Your point.
Complaint Department: *smug* Anyway. As I was saying--*clears throat*--I think this bathtub is the perfect place for an aria!
Monkey: *suffocates self with pillows*

Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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