"One thing you could say for the Council of Elders: it wasn't a misnomer."
Snarky old lady saint with no fucks to give is the best protag. And I am really enjoying the opportunity to write some unabashed Generic Fantasy Role-Playing Universe Satirical Fanfic. Yes.
1800 words, and I am having fun.
Tea today is Upton's Mélange de Chamonix. Teacup is Queen Anne Black Magic.