it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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god moves on the water like casey jones

So I let the Magic Smoke (TM) out of my 15-year-old Osterizer a few months ago, and have been suffering a resultant smoothie deficit. Well, as a reward for a pretty decent short story sale the other day, I splashed out on a new Breville blender (basically, a poor man's Vitamix--less than half the price and rated almost as well).

You guys.

The things this blender does to kale. The things it does to rolled oats.

My enemies had better watch their backs, is all I'm saying.
Tags: i'm gonna liquefy my soul, smoothie nation, things that are fucking awesome
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