New words: 1,356
MS page 179 of 515
Reason for stopping: End of scene, and the boy wants to go see Big Fish
This isn't normally a fanfiction-recommending sort of a space, but permetaform on my friends list linked this, and, well.
"Aliens Make Ford And Arthur Have Sex:"
It's not so much smut as... art, really.
There's a sequel.
Move all spillable, inhalable, flammable, snarfable, and other objects AWAY from the keyboard before you click those links.
Do NOT try to tell me you were not warned.