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Bridge of Blood & Iron

New words: 1,356
MS page 179 of 515
Reason for stopping: End of scene, and the boy wants to go see Big Fish

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This isn't normally a fanfiction-recommending sort of a space, but permetaform on my friends list linked this, and, well.

"Aliens Make Ford And Arthur Have Sex:"

It's not so much smut as... art, really.

There's a sequel.

Move all spillable, inhalable, flammable, snarfable, and other objects AWAY from the keyboard before you click those links.

Do NOT try to tell me you were not warned.

Comments

I don't think it's got Marvin quite right.

But then what would I know? Brain the size of a planet and did I mention that I have a terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side? Because I do.

But then I suppose you're more interested in your problems. No one ever stops by just to talk. Never any consideration of how much better your existance is than that of a loyal faithful android with a genuine people personality. It's not as if I'm appreciated.

Marvin -- pick up that dirty tissue.

Marvin -- where did you tidy the condoms?

Marvin -- you can remake the bed later.

Marvin -- the other side of the door!

No consideration for my finer feelings.

Perhaps you'd like me to throw myself out of an airlock. You'd like that wouldn't you?

Or I could just stick my head in a bucket of water to cheer you up.

I don't know, brain the size of a planet, the ability to calculate pi to three million places in thirty seconds, but what do I know about sex? Apart from everything.

But no, it's Marvin I don't want to talk about it anymore, and Marvin can you please shut up, and people trying to pretend they're not running away with their hands over their ears.

::grins:: pro -- crast -- ination
*spews*

Dammit.

Snarf warnings, please.
Um. Good grief.

Thanks for the links. :)
Waaaah!

Not fair. I have a whole day in work where I cannot read smut and you're *tempting* me like this.

It's not *fair*!