it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

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vintage toilet humor....

It is wrong, so wrong, so very, very wrong for me to be as amused by a forty-year-old body-cavity search joke as I just was, just now.

Illya: (Passing Napoleon a packet of thermite charges) "I'm surprised you didn't bring any of these yourself."

Napoleon: "Well, I would have, but I figured I would be searched thoroughly when I entered the country. And I was. Searched thoroughly."

Illya (Half rueful, half-amused, with a "got-the-t-shirt" sort of a smile): "When you entered the country."

--The Man from UNCLE, "The Terbuf Affair," 1964 or so.

Ah, the glamorous life of a spy. These things never happen to Bond.
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