Illya: (Passing Napoleon a packet of thermite charges) "I'm surprised you didn't bring any of these yourself."
Napoleon: "Well, I would have, but I figured I would be searched thoroughly when I entered the country. And I was. Searched thoroughly."
Illya (Half rueful, half-amused, with a "got-the-t-shirt" sort of a smile): "When you entered the country."
--The Man from UNCLE, "The Terbuf Affair," 1964 or so.
Ah, the glamorous life of a spy. These things never happen to Bond.