I feel as if I have been lied to about how this would result in the overthrow of society as we know it.
Oh, wait. I have.
Same-sex marriage. Why, it's almost as bad as letting those women have the vote, or those black people drink out of the white folks' fountain.
Now if you'll excuse me, I feel the need to confirm my moral degredation by rereading some queer Elizabethan smut.