"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room," he said. "It's the most bizarre part of this entire thing."
Nope, that's not from the blog of an SF agent or editor. It's John Kerry, on his newfound celebrity.
In other news, they've Gephardtized Dick Cheney's brain.
And hey, Mekka-- It's the necrophilia that makes it seem so dirty