Washington Times declares John Kerry suitable candidate to 'reunite the long-sundered line of the half-elven, and restore the throne of Gondor.' Er. Metaphorically speaking. (via slithytove) Scroll down to "walking U.N.")
ginmar on amphibious assault. Which is to say, don't shoot the piano player. Er, frog, rather. The piano player was a dog. Nevermind. *retreats in a haze of muppet jokes*
ide_cyan has noticed something interesting about suppression of women's writing. (via yonmei)
ozarque on massacrees
Y'all are too interesting this morning. Stop, or I'll never get a damned thing done.