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observed catnap facts


  1. Cats prefer an unmade bed to a made bed.
  2. Cats prefer a surface a human is working on to a surface that is not in use.
  3. Cats prefer a surface another cat is napping on to a surface that is not in use.
  4. The ideal surface for a catnap is your human's butt. Especially if she was about to get up from her catnap.


In other news:

Fruit sex

(via supergee)

(gee, kelliem, remember that publicity still you were calling 'Freudian'? This is worse better. Some package designer somewhere is laughing her underpaid ass off.)





ETA:

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yhlee on The Problem First Novel

Comments

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".
"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."


There's an anti-citrusexual comment in there somewhere.
Citrusexual is my word of the day.
I hate to disappoint you but this fruit sex complaint was a joke the students played after having all passed their final exams. People do such things in Germany.

But, personally I think that green thing is having a jolly good time with the lemon. ;-)
*g* It's not the complaint, Flora. It's the *illustrations*!!!!
5. Rather than sleep directly on the bed itself, cats prefer to sleep on top of anything that might be on the bed - clothes (especially if clean), people, pillows, other cats, even books.

I can't count the number of times I've found Zeke sleeping on top of a big chunky book on the bed when he has the whole nice soft bed to choose from.
FYI chihuahuas are also great for the butt perch as well.
You mean this one? ;-D

Yes, the fruit *is* worse. :)
No, the one with the knife and the pearl necklace. *g*
Ahhhh yes. How could I have forgotten THAT? ;D
What is going on in your mood icon?!?
Isn't that the best screen shot ever? It's amazing what they got away with. There's a reason I have this "censored" icon....

That's a clip from "The Bat Cave Affair," which guest stars Martin Landau. Ostensibly, Illya's just been attacked by a horde of radio controlled vampire bats, and Napoleon's there to rescue him.

Here's a couple more that amuse the hell out of me:

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Notice the guns. *g*

And the ever-classic



...which I made into an icon for a friend, as you can probably tell...

See, and you didn't believe me that I was toning *down* the slash in One-Eyed Jack....

Fruit Sex

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."


Uhm... obviously female? C'mon. We're talking fruit here.

So it's very likely the lemon is male. (I know -- this sort of notion could really make their widdoe heads explode.)

This reminds me of the "bacon" thread recently. Makes you wonder if the students and faculty at that school really like bacon and can't stop thinking about how much they like it, but no -- we mustn't eat bacon! It's filthy!

Re: Fruit Sex

It's a cross-dresing lemon.
hee hee. I just discovered today that my cat likes canopy-bed-type situations; I laid a pillow beneath some curtains, and drew the curtains around it, and the cat has not moved from the spot in 12 hours. not even for food! I think he likes feeeling hidden or something. Or maybe he thinks he's a prince.

silly cats.
The more hidden the better. You betcha.