it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

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[23:01] matociquala:
[23:01] matociquala: *g*
[23:01] matociquala: <--easily amused by dated underwear ads
[23:02] stillsostrange: heeeeeee
[23:02] matociquala: I want undies that fight fatigue.
[23:03] matociquala: hell yes.
[23:03] stillsostrange: Me too
[23:03] katallen: a non-sag pouch
[23:03] stillsostrange: Because sagging leads to fatigue
[23:04] adriennelily: I don't wear undies
[23:04] katallen: neither does Superman
[23:04] matociquala: 'cause lugging around that penis all day just Wears Me Out.
[23:05] adriennelily: HA!
[23:05] katallen: well you can see how it would weigh on you after a while
[23:05] stillsostrange: heeeeeee
[23:05] matociquala: Well, my boobs give me backache.
[23:05] matociquala: so yanno.
[23:05] stillsostrange: I do need underwire
[23:05] stillsostrange: yeah
[23:05] stillsostrange: However....
[23:05] stillsostrange: I suspect most penii are not DDs
[23:05] matociquala: even a largish penis is--
[23:05] matociquala: yeah
[23:05] katallen: see, can I write convincing male characters without being aware of the problems of sag fatigue?
[23:05] stillsostrange: I clearly can't.
[23:06] matociquala: Somebody needs to blog this conversation.
[23:06] stillsostrange: Some of my male characters hardly think about their penises at all.
[23:06] katallen: maybe that's why they often play pocket pool
[23:06] matociquala: I had a conversation with a male friend today where I had to explain to him what dance belts were for.
[23:06] stillsostrange: *dies*
[23:06] katallen: it's not about the naughty thoughts, it's the saggy ones
[23:07] matociquala: Well, I understand you *so* have to adjust, now and again.
[23:07] matociquala: *do
[23:07] matociquala: So I've been told
[23:07] matociquala: Not having one of my own, unless you count community property.
[23:07] katallen: "gravity bringing you down?"
[23:07] matociquala: *dies*
[23:07] katallen: community property probably counts
[23:07] cpolk: it sure is!
[23:07] matociquala: Do your balls hang low?
[23:08] matociquala: Do they wobble too and fro?
[23:08] matociquala: Can you tie them in a knot?
[23:08] katallen: get a Reis out of life
[23:08] matociquala: Can you tie them in a bow?
[23:08] stillsostrange: *chokes*
[23:08] matociquala: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
[23:08] matociquala: Do yoooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[23:08] katallen: ::slams fist on desk::
[23:09] matociquala: Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
[23:09] stillsostrange: *stares at bear*
[23:09] stillsostrange: *applauds*
[23:09] matociquala: You don't know that song, Amanda?
[23:09] matociquala: *g*
[23:09] stillsostrange: I have heard it, yes
[23:09] stillsostrange: But rarely sung by tipsy bears.


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