giddy[23:01]
matociquala: http://imagebin.houseofhobbits.com/underwear.jpg
[23:01]
matociquala: *g*[23:01]
matociquala: <--easily amused by dated underwear ads[23:02]
stillsostrange: heeeeeee[23:02]
matociquala: I want undies that fight fatigue.[23:03]
matociquala: hell yes.[23:03]
stillsostrange: Me too[23:03]
katallen: a non-sag pouch[23:03]
stillsostrange: Because sagging leads to fatigue[23:04]
adriennelily: I don't wear undies[23:04]
katallen: neither does Superman[23:04]
matociquala: 'cause lugging around that penis all day just Wears Me Out.[23:05]
adriennelily: HA![23:05]
katallen: well you can see how it would weigh on you after a while[23:05]
stillsostrange: heeeeeee[23:05]
matociquala: Well, my boobs give me backache.[23:05]
matociquala: so yanno.[23:05]
stillsostrange: I do need underwire[23:05]
stillsostrange: yeah[23:05]
stillsostrange: However....[23:05]
stillsostrange: I suspect most penii are not DDs[23:05]
matociquala: even a largish penis is--[23:05]
matociquala: yeah[23:05]
katallen: see, can I write convincing male characters without being aware of the problems of sag fatigue?[23:05]
stillsostrange: I clearly can't.[23:06]
matociquala: Somebody needs to blog this conversation.[23:06]
stillsostrange: Some of my male characters hardly think about their penises at all.[23:06]
katallen: maybe that's why they often play pocket pool[23:06]
matociquala: I had a conversation with a male friend today where I had to explain to him what dance belts were for.[23:06]
stillsostrange: *dies*[23:06]
katallen: it's not about the naughty thoughts, it's the saggy ones[23:07]
matociquala: Well, I understand you *so* have to adjust, now and again.[23:07]
matociquala: *do[23:07]
matociquala: So I've been told[23:07]
matociquala: Not having one of my own, unless you count community property.[23:07]
katallen: "gravity bringing you down?"[23:07]
matociquala: *dies*[23:07]
katallen: community property probably counts[23:07]
cpolk: it sure is![23:07]
matociquala: Do your balls hang low?[23:08]
matociquala: Do they wobble too and fro?[23:08]
matociquala: Can you tie them in a knot?[23:08]
katallen: get a Reis out of life[23:08]
matociquala: Can you tie them in a bow?[23:08]
stillsostrange: *chokes*[23:08]
matociquala: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?[23:08]
matociquala: Do yoooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[23:08]
matociquala: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS[23:08]
katallen: ::slams fist on desk::[23:08]
matociquala: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGGG[23:09]
matociquala: Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[23:09]
stillsostrange: *stares at bear*[23:09]
stillsostrange: *applauds*[23:09]
matociquala: You don't know that song, Amanda?[23:09]
matociquala: *g*[23:09]
stillsostrange: I have heard it, yes[23:09]
stillsostrange: But rarely sung by tipsy bears.