Kinky Friedman announces Texas Governorship run for 2006
An animal lover, Friedman vowed to outlaw the declawing of cats and promised to appoint singer and well-known marijuana smoker Willie Nelson as head of the Texas Rangers.
It's almost sublime, especially when taken as a counterpole to the Governator.
Also, as a former and someday hopefully future Nutmegger, I'm really disappointed in Joe Lieberman for putting out on the second date like that. He'll never respect you now, Joe. And don't expect your family to take you back after he's done using you, either.