it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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The devil may sew shirt-buttons for his purposes.

So....

we saw a preview of Constantine tonight. It's a good thing they changed the name, because it's not Hellblazer. (For the purposes of this movie, by the way, Hell was shot on location either in South Central LA, or possibly after the Rise of the Machines. I am uncertain.)

It's more The Prophecy Lite. Which is to say, it could have been much worse. I mean, I have seen worse movies. I have even paid for worse movies. And the director did a very nice job of using strategic cuts and camera angles to make it appear that Keanu was, in fact, emoting.

None of that matters, though, because I've fallen madly, passionately in crush with Tilda Swinton. *pines.*

I didn't get my oysters, though.
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