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March 2017



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The first day of the Year of the Wooden Cock falls on Ash Wednesday. Discuss.


Maybe he should have used a fireproof condom.

(I am so not posting this.)

If you want to get laid, you're going to get burned.
Sounds like there will be a lot of friction this year. ;D
If you bring splinters, your partner will will bring a match. Or sandpaper.

I'm still laughing too hard to say anything.
I'm still laughing too hard to say anything.

Me too!
Of all times for my limited wit to fail me, it chooses now...
"Name's Ash. Wooden Sex Toys. Hail to the King, baby."
Men always in a hurry. He over used it already!
You need to be listening to "We Are the King of the Boudoire" by the Magnetic Fields, if you're going to post something like that.

According to the San Jose Mercury News, people who practice Chinese customs have a special dispensation from the local Bishop: they get their ashes the day *after* Ash Wednesday this year. He's bowing to the custom that on the New Year, you try to do only things you'd like to do every day in the new year.

There's a joke there about getting your ashes hauled over Ash Wednesday (and who woulnd't like that as a wish for the new year?), but I'm not sure I'm ready to make it. I mean, yeah, going to hell, fine, but that might take me to the next circle...
I'm betting we're NOT getting a postage stamp to commemmorate this Chinese New Year. ;-)
Cold showers will be all the rage this year.
Burn, baby, burn....
Wooden cock, nothing! I was highly amused to discover that, according to Chinese astrology, I am an iron cock.
I'm an iron pig! Or perhaps, an iron-clad bore....