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it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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the health plan nobody will pay me for

My dad informed me that I had to write this paragraph down, so here it is:

"Dogs are all about the chaos. Cats have a more realistic relationship with it; they know it's going to affect their nap."

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The health plan nobody will pay me for: If you are physically capable, walk four miles a day. It takes about an hour, and I can personally guarantee you better health, better fitness, better emotional balance, and the ability to run to catch the damned bus without gacking up a lung.

Also, your butt will look sexier.

If you like it, you could send me a nickel. Cheaper than buying the Atkins book, better for you, and at least as effective.

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