ursulav presents The Old Battleaxe. When I am an old ork, I will wear purple....
The Agony Column has a first-in
He also has some advice on what to do if your boxers are haunted:
In the event your own boxers aren't haunted. And if they are -- put them in a jar. Sell them on E-Bay.
I can't be the only one who pictured Mike Tyson in a mason jar, can I? Am I the only person on Earth who remembers Pickled People? I was just fascinated by their little tormented soft-sculpture faces as a child...
Man, the Seventies. Thank God that's over with.
I guess that means the ARCs have landed.
But I digress.