Well, that was the most mind-numbing way I've ever spent an evening.
Tah dah. Bear (and Truepenny, and Here's Luck) signature junk.
There may eventually be version of the "Radio Free Mordor" and "Green Eggs & Hamlet" shirts available with art, if you're willing to hold out for modifications.
The text of the Green Eggs & Hamlet shirt, by the way, if it's too small to read, is:
I will not stab him in the dark.
I will not stab him in the park.
I will not stab him in the night.
I will not stab him in a fight.
I will not stab him in the day.
I will not stab him while he prays.
I will not stab my uncle, Dad.
No, not though he was very bad.