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bear by san

Ahh, priorities:

Snapshot of the thought process of a bear:

If I lost like five pounds, these jeans would be very comfortable.

Hmm.

Right now, they're just a little tight. And the other pair is a little too baggy.

I could buy more. But it's probably easier to loose five pounds than go to the mall.

Hm. On the other hand, I'm hungry.

Tune in tomorrow to discover which will win, laziness or gluttony....

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Of course if you go with laziness AND gluttony the other jeans'll fit fine. *g*

And I squee for your John Hiatt! I'll be seeing him tonight with the North Mississippi All Stars. Not many shows could tempt me out when it's 100 F. and up over 85% humidity.
...and in the meanwhile, you'll find, jeans are vastly overrated.
If you go with lust, you don't need any jeans.
Mm. John Hiatt.
Tune in tomorrow to discover which will win, laziness or gluttony....
When sins collide...
I've always been more a lust & sloth man.
Oooh, Bears Discover Jeans.
I think true laziness just unbuttons the top button of the jeans and wears a T-shirt long enough to cover. But since I have chronic fatigue syndrome, I'm practically Sloth's poster child.
Alas, it's the thighs that are slightly too tight, not the waist....

or that would be a very clever idea.
Any thoughts on tight clothes inevitably lead to food. How can they not? Food's far more pleasant to contemplate than a boring old closet. *sigh*
It's not self-hate. It's shopping hate. *g*

ANYTHING beats a trip to the mall.
AWESOME. =)
mmm.

sushi.
So-so sushi is like lousy sex. (And yes, there is such a thing.)

It's just *such* a disappointment, you know?
Go with Sloth and eventually the baggy ones will fit better, y'know... ;)
*has another doughnut*