Did I mention we were in Bavaria?
Anyway, I'm not quite sure of the sequence here, but through some concatenation of events, the wedding was crashed by somebody dangerous, and the limousine driver swung into action. Hiking her frilly white dress over her bandy thighs, she commandeered the best man's horse and rode off to the rescue. Some time later, she, and horse, returned in pursuit of the Dangerous Individual.
Who I then detained with the confetti cannon.
She was right. It didn't take his head off.
Anyway, the limousine driver will no doubt be showing up somewhere. Horse, frilly dress, and all. She made an impression.
It does sound kind of like an episode of The Avengers, doesn't it?
Anybody care to offer a dream analysis of that?
But the sound
Of the front door closing forever