Slander! keelywolfe is secretly married to a horse! joecrow,…: matociquala

Slander!

keelywolfe is secretly married to a horse!

joecrow, shesingsnow, copperwise", hominysnark... Everyone knows what you got up to that day.

ursule knows the truth about greythistle and mrlnpndrgn.

sillyricepaper has a secret fixation with butter!

stakebait, brisingamen; and truepenny are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with autopope totally unaware!

curgoth became turned on by the Power Rangers movie...

slithytove once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!

xiphias once kept valancy locked up in his basement for eight months.

thegraybook and elisem took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.

chance88088 and loupnoir secretly peed in cakmpls's cornflakes.

misia knows *just* how long to hold them down for.

aynjel found bondage equipment under gwynnega's bed!

cassandraclare is gonna pop a cap in katallen's head, yo.

redbird is Kaizer Soze.

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I find none of this surprising. Especially about

redbird. And furthermore, I always knew you couldn't turn your back on that Cassandra Claire. Although I think the one about

aynjel and

gwynnega is backward.